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1. To be gifted with something a little sweet/a little tart in an effort to make them feel better.
2. To be given a jar of marmalade
Mary was having a bad day until Sue marmaladed her!
To describe something that is more than just jamed, it is stuck beyond the point if opening.
The door is marmaladed, I can't get it open!
A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.
Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'
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A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.
Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school
"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"
The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)
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A thick jelly-like liquid made from Oranges including the rind, it is usually used on toast or in sandwiches
The Word is Marmalade and it’s spelt M-A-R-M-A-L-A-D-E
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The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.
After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.
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1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended
2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.
What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.
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