Marphuc

A wild beast found in the swamps of the brisbane river. Carnivorous and blood thirsty, the wild Marphuc is usually associated with being the ugliest and smelliest known mammal. Whilst it may be a barefoot bogan, if you get to know them, the wild Marphuc will be a good friend, as long as you get used to their obsessive cult-like body shop products.

“Jeez that Marphuc stinks!”