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Marijuana joint laced with ketamine
"this taste different... you made a mary kay instead of a mary jay huh good"
41đź‘Ť 39đź‘Ž
Amazingly bright personality, and award winning smile. She is always game for a good time and the life of the party. A best friend to all and an enemy of none, she is the true "lean on me" girl in the crowd. Not only does she have devastatingly gorgeous blue eyes, but she also sings as sweetly as old blue eyes (if he were a woman). Her Jersey Shore name is the Opportunity (monday thru Friday) or the Rack (on the weekends). Her close friends know her as MK or Fay.
Mary Kay rocked out the karoake bar tonight.
48đź‘Ť 49đź‘Ž
When a man applies lipstick to the base of the shaft of his penis, then draws eyeliner and eyeshadow on his pelvis. He then proceeds to violently face fuck a girl, when she pulls back she has a full make over.
"Honey, I'm late for work! I don't have time to get my make up on!"
"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll just Mary-Kay that shit!
19đź‘Ť 33đź‘Ž
A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.
Where's Matt been? We really need him here and working on this project. Plus we're all going out and watching the game after work tonight.
Oh his wife is having a Mary Kay party. He had to take a week of vacation to take care of the kids so she had time to create snazzy place settings and make gift baskets for the attendees. I hear that he isn't even allowed to watch the game at home.
Are you shitting me?! Call HR and see if we can ask the next guy we interview whether or not he is Mary Kay whipped.
8đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
A female who applies her makeup while commuting to work.
I was driving to work this morning in rush hour, and this bimbo was putting on her face while driving to work. Mary Kay-mmuters kill me.
2đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)
Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge
Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared
Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!
Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?
Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!
9đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž