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Maskurbation

Wearing the low-priced malfunctional mask everywhere, fearing of virus or other disease attack.

This guy is totally under maskurbation for the whole week, while he didn't ever wash his hands after peeing!

by Nione11 April 4, 2020

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Maskurbation

To wear a surgical type face mask because if feels good, or makes others feel safe, but doesn't actually accomplish anything. To wear a surgical type mask incorrectly.

I saw a person wearing a surgical mask over their mouth but their nose was uncovered; they were performing maskurbation to make others feel safe.

by Scooter T May 14, 2020

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MASKURBATOR

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.

" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)

by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021

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Maskurbate

To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone

That guys maskurbates all the time in his car even though no one else is riding with him.

by Smoopie April 25, 2021

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maskurbating

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020

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Maskurbate

When a man inserts his penis into the mouth part of a mask to imitate a female performing fellatio.

Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

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Maskurbator

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!

That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!

by Piper2Funny May 16, 2021

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