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Masque

To use Masque, the paper-thin gel strip that dissolves on your tongue and completely disguises the taste of semen during oral sex.

Girl 1: See that guy over there?
Girl 2: The one by the bar?
Girl 1: Yeah. Iā€™d like to Masque him.

by Awesome George September 30, 2011

10šŸ‘ 3šŸ‘Ž


Vag les masques

A phrase used by those who do not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. They use this phrase to dismiss the public health measures put in place by the government and put others at risk. It's impossible to convince them of the necessity of the masks, and even when they're eventually forced to wear them, they play with it and touch their face so much that there's no point for them to wear one anymore. Of course, the Thomas Gros Cul will use that as an excuse to be mask-naked. Legend has it that it's impossible to lift water palettes with a mask on. The second law of thermodynamics forbids it. The AC in the Maxi is also worse than any other place's, and that explains why everyone else is fine with wearing a mask all day, but not the Thomas Gros Cul.

"Vag les masks, I haven't had COVID in the past 3 months, so I'm never going to have it."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."

by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

28šŸ‘ 1šŸ‘Ž


The Masque of the Red Death

A story written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its seal. The redness and horror of blood!" - The opening lines of the Masque of the Red Death.

by Thrashmeister April 21, 2006

14šŸ‘ 2šŸ‘Ž


masque

1.) A mask worn to a masquerade ball or party, usually worn with a killer costume.
2.) Short for masquerade.

She wore the most beautiful masque; it matched her costume well and she looked like a faery.

by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire July 12, 2015