When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up
Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up
Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..
When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up
Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up
Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.
Slang, verb.
The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.
When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex
"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"
As a MASTERNATOR I’m always running late. You might say that I’m too busy “masternating” to be on time.