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Staying inside and masturbating while hibernating during the frigid winter months.
I used to hate being stuck indoors during the winter. Now I just masturburnate until March!
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when you masturbate too much in a short period of time and your penis starts to hurt
"Dude I can't go on, i have major masturburn"
The art of masturbating so hard that you burn your dick
Guy 1: Dude, I was masturburning so hard last night my dick is still on fire.
Guy 2: Gotta put some water on that.
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