matate

Hebrew for broom, the universally accepted greatest cleaning device ever.

We have stolen every last matate in this camp! Now our cabin will be extra clean!

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MATATS

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.

When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."

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matatical

Synonymous to 'insane' or 'blow-your-mind-awesome'. Very popular in the Midwest United States, and is frequently used when speaking through a public address system.

The word is often associated with events happening on Mondays, thus forming the phrase, "matatical Monday".

Hey bro, what happened to you?

Don't know man, but I sure had a matatical Monday night...

Woah, you did that crazy stuff on a Monday night? that's pretty matatical, bro. I was just doing homework all night *sigh

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Matates

Matates-holes carved in rocks, used by Indians to ground corn. Another word for the replacement of FUCK or SHIT, depending on the situation.

Matates! I forgot my homework. (Sorry after school, couldn't think of anything).