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Matella is a bitch. Usually the bad kind. She probably looked her name up in the dicktionary hoping to find love and support. But then realized it’s a fucking dicktionary. Dumb bitch.
Have you seen Matella?
She’s fucking alejandro in the bathroom. (this conversation never existed because no one called for matella)
A national Holliday where all Ella’s are material girls and you celebrate them
National Holliday every July 5th where every Ella in the Us is a material girl.