Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.
If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
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Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.
hoe ass matthaus
When one busts a nut. Then the loose fat on their face begins to shake and wiggle.
I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.
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a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.
"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"
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When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.
I heard you had a Dirty Matthaus Papst last night how was it
Person 1: Yo, Matthaus is such a simp!
Person 2: Yeah, no one more simppppy than
the simp Lord!
The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!