Mattist

Someone who looks at a person named Matt as a celebrity or role model.

There are Mattists all around the world who watch desperately for news about me, or to invite me to things.

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mattistics

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again