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May 18th is National ask your crush day good luck
Darrick: holly shit it’s may 18th uk wah dat means
Jacob: yea time to see if she like me bck
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Pick your girl up an eat her out so good it drives her crazy
Ima go eat my girls puss on may 18th
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If you are born on this day your are beautiful . You are highly intelligent and love animals . When people are horrible you get angry . But if somebody treats u kindly u do . Your pet peeve is rude people
Oh yeah she was born in may 18th she’s so kind and hot
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if your born on this day then you got the biggest titties in town baby!
damn she was defiantly born on may 18th ,look at those man!
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May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.
Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!
Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!
Julie: thank you for hugging me.
national soapy titty pics day.
Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.
Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?
Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!
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If you were born on May 18th you are probably a gay bitch and your name is something like "Conner" like bro stfu.
Bro you were born on May 18th? Haha gay
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