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This is a day we’re only the most handsome, pretty and awesome people are born. If you meet someone born on this day, DONT LOSE THEM
Girl 1: Man, Andrew is SOOOO cute, how does he do it
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born on May 29
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National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
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People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.
Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?
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National be nice to your girlfriend day
The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection
Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day
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National send nude$ day. You can send noods without being a hoe
you: ayo shawty it’s may 29…
someone: shit
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The day the hottest daddies with the best tik tok accounts were born
“My guy it’s May 29”
“Bro no way it’s Nicole’s Birthday Shes such a daddy id smash”
“Ya bro”
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