Mayhem-cident

A type of accident that would make a great story and creates a significant amount of damage. When telling the story, one would paint a colorful picture that seems to be a chaotic-bound situation that results in mayhem.

Dean Winters, the All-State Mayhem Actor, would make it funny if the story was produced into a commercial by dry humor and witty remarks that are very blunt.

"Dude, I had a Mayhem-cident last night. I was minding my own business watching 'Dude, Where's My Car?' while driving and Ashton Kutcher T-boned me!" said Driver

"Good thing you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico last week." Gecko