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When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.
That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich
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Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
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The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.
"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."
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when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
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