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having sex in a McDonald's bathroom or play area.
Kid: "woah whats that dad"
Dad: "its okay son, its just some teens having a McBang"
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Having sex with a fast food employee.
I was McBanging the girl working the register.
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Like Mukbang, but where one eats large quantities of McDonald's food.
Mukbang is so 2000s, I'm living in 2021 by doing this new thing called Mcbang *chews Big Mac*
The act of a female being aroused to the point where blood spews out their nose in a very attractive manner.
Mother - "What is that on your face? Did you have a nose bleed?"
Anonymous Lady - "Indeed I did."
Mother - "What were you doing when it happened?"
AL - "Aw, you know. Just chilling with a dog that was given away."
Mother - "Yeah, right. You probably got McBanged."
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when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
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The act of buying the cruddiest fish o' filet (w/ tomato and ham) of your life, THEN proceeding to mangle the shit out of it with your warty, flacid weiner. Specifically, the wang has to slide above the tomato and under the ham as all the mayo explodes out the other side onto another man's face.
Booch: Yo bro, watchu want from MC diddies?
Wap: Yea get me one of those crappy ass fish o' filets!
ToodleBoozer: DUDE, totally get me 3. I'm gonna wolf down 2 and then Mcbang the 3rd one.
Going to see the prostitutes, the equivalent of fast-food restauration for the sex industry.
It's easy, but it gives you sex-diabetes and the pussy is smells like rotten fish (a SuperMcFish)
Hey, I'm looking for a quick fuck. I'll just get a McBang. I'll be back in 20 min.