McDickled

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

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McDickle Tickle

That feeling you get, while rolling home from the bar, that you need to swing through the McDonald's drive-thru to satisfy your drunken hunger.

"Ah man, that band was AWESOME."
"Yeah, but now I've got the McDickle Tickle, hey (designated driver's name here), swing by McDick's on the way."

McDickle

A man who as the emotional intelligence of a potato.

You know that one McDickle guy that cheated on his wife while she was in the hospital giving birth? He’s in kidney failure from chlamydia.