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An imaginary person that is the culprit of everything that could possibly be needed, done, wanted, etc... the answer to all of life's questions.
Who was that guy walking around with money flooding out of his pockets as he had endless girls wanting to have sex with him? Oh, that was McDuck.
The act of physically diving into your pile of chips when you're winning at poker. Extra points if you break the card table and bring the game to a halt. Based on wealthy avian industrialist Scrooge McDuck's habit of diving into his vault of gold coins.
A: "How did the Texas Hold'em tourney go last night?"
B: "Wesley was getting tired of taking all of our money, so he ended up McDucking. He wouldn't even pay for a new table afterwards."
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To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.
Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.
John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?
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To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.
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When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.
I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.
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