mcgurt

noun: slang for semen

verb: used to express the action of ejaculating

noun: Is that a mcgurt stain on your pants? Dude, gross!

verb: Can you mcgurt while you're drunk? It always takes me forever!

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Durt McGurt

A nickName for a seemingly innocent person who in actuality is a dirty sex freak

That girl is a Durt Mcgurt

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Dirt McGurt

The same as saying "sick" "ill" "dirty" but if you feel like rhyming then you say "Dirt McGurt"
Always spelled with a capitol "D" "M" and "G" because it is like a name.

" This game is so sick, man"
" Ya tell me about it, it's Dirt McGurt "

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Dirt McGurt

noun - a female that is not just extreamly slutty but extreamly ugly also. Not to be confussed with the general slut, the Dirt McGurt is an ugly and quite possibly fat slut, whore and or skank.

also know as "Drit Dirt" , "Dirty McGurty" and the ultimate "Dirtus McGurtus"

"dude thats the biggest Dirt McGurt i've ever see"

"DID U SEE THAT DIRT MCGURT!!!"... "oh em gee that was a dirt"

(while passing by a Dirt McGurt)"DIRT DIRT!!"

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Dirts McGurts

Derived from the word "dirty," this phrase is used to indicate and/or further point out the awesomeness of an event that has occurred or may occur in the future.

Dude, that'd be so dirts mcgurts. Let's eiffel tower her.

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