Mcruthers

a man thats a little too old for sexual activity, but decides to participate in it anywases. often getting the reputation of a nice, and kind old man, Mcruthers are rather dangerous. They often lure there victums using money and have a distinctive battle cry for when they are preparing for attack. Often sporting long white hair in a ponytail, Mcruthers are very old school in bed and prefer the old fashion way of doing things.

Eric: Man, get away from there!
Kaleb, Marce, and Lachlan: why?
Eric: A Mcruthers lives there
Marce: Ouuuuuuuouuuuuuu