Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

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monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis

Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.

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monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.

Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.

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Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

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minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

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Meat Monkey

A slur for gay men

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”