When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride
Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”
Everyone else: “Colton, stop meatriding!”
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When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.
Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.
Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?
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Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."
John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"
Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"
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A bitch who dick rides mfs that don’t know they exist.
Aka Adrian Gonzalez the OG meatrider “pay attention to me” Adrian 2023
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the act of verbally massaging someones dick
principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"
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