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A large penis
A male organ
Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.
Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend
A penis that needs to be blowed.
I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.
When a man farts while getting oral sex.
Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.
She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.
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A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.
It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!
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