Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

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meat beat

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

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Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on

Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock

Meat Beat Mania

An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.

1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"

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Meat Beat Material

When something is worthy to beat your meat to.

Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice