Meestering

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

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meester

A meester is that special guy in your life that you're crazy in love with. A meester is the guy you're seeing when you know that you want to be with him forever. It is a branch off of mister.

Maxwell loves Eric, and wants to be with him forever. Therefore, Eric is Maxwell's meester.

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Meester

An absolute slaughter of the word Mister. Usually used in an conjunction with a normal name; once used, nicknames ensue.

Person 1: Meester Robert! Over here!

Robert: FML

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Meester

The way Emily's dads spanish immigrant workers say mister.

You buy beers today,Meester.
Meeeeeeeeeester!!

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leighton meester

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark

did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!

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Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

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Meester Peeb

How a mexican says "Mr. Pibb"

White person: "May I have a Dr. Pepper?"
Mexican waiter: "Iz Meester Peeb okay?"

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