A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex
Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.
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A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex
"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"
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A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.
Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.
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A mega virgin is someone who either still spends money on fortnite past 1st October 2018 or still considers it good and enjoyable
Half my year at school are all mega virgins
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Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands
Mira is a super mega virgin whose couchie has never been touched.
An all girls catholic school.
Did you see anything or one you liked in the Virgin Mega Store?
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a literall baby
Mike: yo that thing in the stroller is a mega epic virgin
Dave: lol yeet