Megnant

When you tell the world that you are pregnant but really you are just wearing ridiculously oversized moonbumps and paying a surrogate on the side to have a baby for you.

"Oh good Lord, she's megnant again".

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Megnant

To be married and pregnant.

Brooke: Dude you're fucking megnant!
Jackie: I just wanted to get laid. Now I'm married and pregnant.
Brooke: That sucks... You should've used a condom

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Megnant

Man with third trimester pregnancy stomach.

He's not just fat, he's megnant.