Melanna

Teachers and substitutes always get her name wrong and she never says anything about it. They call her “Melannia” or “Melana.” When people ask her name, they always say “I’ve heard a lot a unique names, but I’ve never heard your name before” or they say “wow, that’s a really pretty name.” Personality wise she is basIcally the girl next door (not the movie). She is quiet, unique, cute, kind, funny, and a cinnamon roll. If you ever meet a Melanna, you are lucky.

Substitute:“Ok I’m going to take roll”
Substitute: “Do we have a Sarah”
Sarah: “Here”

Substitute: “Where’s Chad”
Chad: “Present”
Substitute: “Do we have ummm...”
Melanna: “Here”

Substitute: “Oh thank you, ok is Megan here”

Melanna

A Melanna is a teenage girl who just graduated high school & consumes large quantities of alcohol such as Smirnoff & R&R, shakes her ass and screams "I GOT IT FROM MY MAMA" . As well a Melanna enjoys Jalapeno Cheetos with sour cream, althought a Melanna will in fact eat almost anything put in front of her.

Boy: Hey what are you doing tonight?

Girl: Going to hang out with Melanna, were heading to a crazy party.

Boy: So you gonna get a DD or catch an ambulance home?

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