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MELCH

A positive mental attitude.

A feeling / emotion of faith.

That feeling you get when you want something so bad, but know you have to work hard for it.

Acronym for Make Every Last Chance Happen

When god gives you an opportunity you have to MELCH!

I'm not worried about anything, I just have to MELCH life!

That girl across the room is drop dead gorgeous, I need to MELCH and get her number.

by melch god November 18, 2013

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Melch

a) "To Melch"- verb

A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.

Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.

b)"Melch", noun.

The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.

The verb form- "Rob and I were feeling slightly hungry, so Rob retrieved the carcass he'd been safely storing under his bed, and we melched her dry."

The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."

by Thrilldogg November 3, 2007

109๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


Melching

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

by BuuurdFlu December 7, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


melch

verb: to fuck something up horribly, in an embarrassing and humiliating way

He scratched on an easy 8-ball shot, and melched the whole game.

Please, try not to melch it up.

When throwing the volcano bag, try not to throw too short or you will melch.

by camacus August 15, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Melch

Suck ejaculated semen from the vagina - see Felching

I melched your minge of all the spunk

by JaMRaG February 17, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


melch

A person, male or female, that resembles a slug. Usually a little bit large, with glasses that looks like a slug. You may notice that they dont often pull, and leave a gooey trail in the wake of their sucker foot.

"that kid is a flipping melch!"
"Check out that meiclh!!"

by Craig "bad boy" beswetherick October 9, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Melch

A person with the facial expressions of a slug.

Look at that melch. Melch at 12 ocklock

by Lavery October 6, 2006

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