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A Mellissa is an amazing girl and unique in every way she try’s to fit in but she can’t held to be a little goofy she’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She is a very caring person and will often put others dealing before her own. She’s so scared of letting people down and spends every waking moment worrying. She is the greatest person you could have in your life get your self a Mellissa cause if you don’t you’re r missing out
Him: Do you have a Mellissa in your life
Him2: No
Him: You should
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a girl who is unlike any other you could meet, she's not afraid to stand for what she believes in, astonishingly great in bed. A Mellissa has the heart and body of an angel and anyone who meets her will feel unworthy of being in her presence. Mellissa's are mostly attracted to Joshua's and have a very cheeky but cute way of thinking. If you do not have a Mellissa in your life you should definitely get one.
Boy 1: Wow! did you see that girl? she is amazingly beautiful.
Boy 2: She must be a Mellissa!
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1) Wonderful woman, intuitive and intelligent, classy and sexy all rolled up into one. Has a flair for the arts and is very talented has a knack for writing words that form into something that resembles poetry but it is so good it needs to be classified as "her work" or "floetry". I know no other like her, all the way down to the way she spells her name.
2) A woman who has the most beautiful eyes and an infectious laugh that is like music to the ears. Her outer beauty is mesmerizing, truly unparalleled and can only be matched by her inner beauty.
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A wonderful friend that is absolutely amazing. Is very beutiful and kind is like a puppy too.
However as you get to know them you realise nothing they have said is true...
They are mostly compulsive liars it takes a bit of time to realise...
Oh my god !! I can't believe you Mellissa!!! You were lying to me all this time...
Well i always knew so I'm not really surprised....
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While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".
Physiologist: "So why are you here?"
Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."
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