Melodurp

The name given to an individual who, upon being faced with her own lies and ignorance, responds with a comment so ridiculously funny and ironic that those around her instantly lose hope for the future of the human race.

"Melodurp, that is truly the most potato headed claim I have heard since Bruce Lee guaranteed he could kick Chuck Norris in the nuts."

"..... Oh yeah? Well look at you, with your hat and your significant sexual organ and your box full of Winona Ryder beaver trains in a size large!"