Menti

Menti is short for the Spanish word mentiroso (liar). This term is given to any person who lies on the daily. These type of people are considered habitual liars and are so blind to realize that they are lying.

Me: Dang Paul, I heard a rumor from Isaac that you're gay, is that true??

Paul: What the fuck?? Fuck no! You're fucking stupid if you believe Isaac, lies like that are the reason why everybody calls Isaac menti. Every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. He's the reason why we came up with the word menti, he earned it!

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Menti

One who fails to wash hands after utilizing the restroom facilities whilst also being an idiot.

Man, that guys sure is a Menti, he has no clue what the hell he is doing in life.

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Menty

Many of, as in 10:1. Exageration of 'many'.

There is so menty

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Menty

Wide selection of meats.

Menty meats you have

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menty-b

a shorterned term for mental breakdown

damn me, locky-d is extended. i think I'm boutta have another menty-b.

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Menti B

Short for Mental Breakdown, usually involves a 72 hour hold at the Psych Ward.

Dude: Was he part of the show?
Bro: No that was Joe Hollywood, he was having Menti B.

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lapsus mentis

(from Latin) A fun, but more polite and generally, highly acceptable, way of saying brain fart or cerebral flatulence.

David 1: "Oops, sorry, David I MEANT to say I'll hold the fence panel and you hammer the nail in (not screw it in). I think I just had a brain fart."
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"

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