Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

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Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.

Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.

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Menturbating

To become sexually aroused mentally, but not physically, like when 40 something women watch 80's has-been pop star videos.

You can't pry Catherine away from that laptop, she's menturbating to that Rick Springfield video on YouTube.

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