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meowsician

A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".

The meowsician meowed beautiful meowsic for me-hours at the Royal Meowlbert Hall, earning 1 meowllian dollars as compensation, thanks to the Meowsician's Union's protections.

by mixuslaxus May 5, 2024

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meowsician

A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".

The meowsician meowed beautiful meowsic for me-hours at the Royal Meowlbert Hall, earning 1 meowllian dollars as compensation, thanks to the Meowsician's Union's protections.

by mixuslaxus May 5, 2024

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