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Word comes from Spain. Very popular last name for people of a latin descent. Translated in english means "Market." Can be very annoying to have last name since many people know what Mercado means and like to tell you what it means.
Person 1: "Hey your last name is Mercado."
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Do you know what your last name means?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "It means Market." (Laughing)
Person 2 then stabs person 1 in the eye laughing saying I already told you I knew. You stupid fuck.
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To defecate in one's pants whilst trying to release gas.
Bro, I just fucking Mercadoed my fucking drawers trying to sneak that burrito air love out my shit slit. Game over for today.
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Nickname for the less commonly known MRSA. A medically resistant strain of staff infection.
person 1 -OMG, I heard you have a bunch of mercado floating around your place.
person 2 -Yeah it's just some flesh eatin bacteria, that anti-biotics can not cure but it will work itself out.
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Noun: a dirty cop who molests boys.
that mercado will serve jailtime for his pedophelia.
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Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.
John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.
Walter Mercado is a force of nature without beginnings or endings. Once he was a star, but now he is a constellation
Walter Mercado will never leave us, but will live on in the hearts of all who loved him. Mucho, Mucho, Mucho Amor
a small puerto rican kid that likes to smooch off of transexuals and hermafrodites and lost his virginity at age 3 usually found hanging upsidedown in foriegn rainforests.
The Efrain Mercado is on the loo.
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