Mercurys4lyfer is the hottest person ever. They will make you forgot all your problems by simply just being themselves.
Hey do you know Mercurys4lyfer?
No?
Oh.. *cries because they haven’t witnessed Mercurys4lyfer’s beauty and grace..*
Mercury’s 4 lyfer is his dog and Worm.
Mercury: my dog just died
His dog: 4 lyfersss 🤪🤪🤪
Mercurys4lyfer (I had to include the word so stfu)