Meriadoc

The god of gods. Everyone loves this man. He is sexy, buff, and intelligent. Nothing will be better than a man named Meriadoc. The better version of you that will never exist. Because you are ugly and nobody loves you. You are the opposite of Meriadoc. Meriadoc's insane power makes anything seem like less than an ant. Less than spit on your mom's tires.

Dude, you nobody can rival Meriadoc. He is so cool!