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The most awesome person you will ever meet. Excels at everything.
A: Who is that?
B: Merideth.
A: No way! For real?!
B: Yep. I know her.
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The absolute worst sight for anyone named “Meredith” because nobody can spell their name right. Merideth is also constantly written on a Meredith’s coffee cups, secret Santa presents, and in emails from well meaning colleagues.
Person: Hey, could I have your phone number?
*hands Meredith a phone where the first name field has been filled out with “M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H”*
Meredith: Merideth is not my name.
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Girl who likes riding a stuffed dolphin for sexual pleasure
A: Man that toy Dolphin smells like a real fish.
B: That's cause my sister Merideth's the shit out of it.
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strong women who are more likely to stay home than go to work.
Merideth, how are you doing Meredith
Merideth is a good person but bad past! it looks like they NEVER get old! They have the most Beautiful hair!
: Hey is that Merideth!?
: wow Shes beautiful!
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When a partner is told to eat ass. Then as their tongue is deep inside, lock legs around head and fart.
"I was breaking up with my person, so I pulled a Dirty Merideth."