Merike

Merike is usually a woman that is independent and loves cats. Lots of cats. She doesn't like if somebody is teaching her, but likes to learn sth by herself. Merikes are found in gym or on track working out. They have good memory and they like to read a lot.

Hi, Merike! How are you doing?
-Pretty tired, I just came from running.

Oh, you are so active.
-Yes I am.

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Merik

Often dark, mysterious, and extremely attractive, Merik is the kind of guy who girls lust after. Although he generally follows the rules, he is also well-known as the kind of person who will do anything for his family and friends no matter the costs. It is this fierce loyalty which causes girls to fantasize about the moment when his supple lips can meet theirs culminating in a shared moment of unbridled ecstasy.

Girl: I'd love to date Merik!
Guy: Shit, I just want to hang out with the bro!

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Merik

A weird German-French-random s**t mutt that thinks he is hot s**t. Furthermore, he is extremely gullible, caring, and has a predominant sense of fashion. He thrives in the field of International relations and hairstyling. Lastly, he likes wearing very tight pants and snacking.

My friend Jerry acts like a total Merik... what a douche.