Mermy

A disease you get when shagging a mermaid

“That fishy bitch gave me the mermy disease !

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Mermi

Slang for a very beautiful girl, someone having calmness of that of a mermaid sitting on a rock in a turbulent sea and smiling. Also used for a girl who is vulnerable and innocent as dove

She is a beautiful girl, a Mermi.

Mermi

Mermi is the most superior business in the universe. They have diversity in thumb size and big cocks. The three owners are Maciej Kawecki, Javi Marciano, and Ermin Sabovic. They have accumulated more than $702 novemtrigintillion in earnings. If you are in the presence of the founders of Mermi, be honored, they are basically gods. They all have unlimited power and they all live in the galaxy of Zorkag in the 4th Dimension.

I wish I could work for Mermi.