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Not quite a midget, not quite a person.
That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.
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Politically correct way to say "mermaid".
Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.
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When someone doesn't respond to a text message
Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)
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rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations
ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.
fan: paul merson is a great football player
Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too
Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing