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Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 7, 2008

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Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 8, 2022


Merten

Me. Also better than Jacob.

Person 1: Hi! What's your name?
Merten: Hello there! My name is Merten, now fuck off

by MertenFucker69420 June 3, 2022