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Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.
I'm gonna go make meself some lunch
54👍 25👎
The only way Jake can refer to himself
Jake: “it’s just how I express meself”
Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.
guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin
982👍 2002👎
When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.
True story:
I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?
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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.