Messunk

Messunk; being so drunk you continually hit the wrong keys while talking to a friend on a messenger service.

Depending on the depth of drunken state of the messunker, letters may be severely misplaced.

A combination of the words messaging and drunk.

Sam: rhe pleather is jinda nicr

Isabelle : ... dude, are you messunk?

Sam: I nay gave jad a tet.

Isabelle: fail...