Metamora, Illinois

In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.

Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.

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Metamora

A small town in Ohio consisting of a school, gas station, and a family restaurant called “The Country Charm Cafe.” The kind of town where you drink and watch football religiously on Saturdays and Sundays.

There’s this great restaurant in Metamora called “The Charm” and they have the best peanut butter pie in the world.