Meth Lizard

A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.

Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"

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