Mexican lawnmower

A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit

P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower

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Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.

Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?

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Mexican Lawnmower

A Lawnmower From Mexico

Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower

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Mexican Lawnmower

A lawnmower made in mexico.

John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.

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Mexican Lawnmower

When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.

Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.

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