a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tarts will mess u up
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mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!
I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
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A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.
We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.