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A dirty mexican vajj that is on its period while using a taco shell as a maxi-pad and having sex with a donkey.
That women has the nastiest mexican bean!
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re-used beans from mexico are call frijoles refritos or refried beans..
Gringos always say no wineo to re-used mexican beans!!
What they don't know is we really don't re-use them..
Just cook them mash them & cook again..
Hay amigos put some mexican beans on top of sos shit & eat fresh. ( crazy norte americanos )
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When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.
I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?
when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.
Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.
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A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.
To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.
Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so
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a type of illness Mexicans exhibit resulting in a high fever; usually occurring during the weekend resulting in staying home sick on Mondays, however the illness normally passes by within a day, making said Mexican ready for work by Tuesday. Disease generally reoccurs multiple Mondays and is incurable.
Mike is was absent Monday as he had Mexican Bean Fever
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When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.
Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.