Mexican key

A brick, paper-clip, or lock pick set. Preferrably the brick, since Mexicans can't afford lock pick sets.

We couldn't open the front door, so we used our Mexican key to get in.

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mexican key

we use mexican credit card it better than that old brick.

hay amigo are you haveing trouble using mexican key??
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.

PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!

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Mexican Car Keys

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.

You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.

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Mexican Master Key

A Crowbar or a coat hanger

I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.

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